|I know this image is a little horrific, but it was the best|
I found that visually summarized the pig/monkey theory.
Could this be why mankind is so royally screwed up? To hell with inbreeding, we've been ineating our way to disease, genetic disorders, etc. - all because bacon (our possible kinfolk) tastes so darned good.
I'll never look at a pork chop the same way again. Please tell me this theory troubles someone else, too.